meatslab ([info]breakrbreak_her) wrote,
@ 2007-01-28 15:29:00
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need to learn how to be vulnerable
The other night I died and was reborn again as a robot, apparently. I'll just add it to the list of embarrassing moments that I will never live down.

I still remember 1st grade when the recess bell rang and I ran to be the first in line. It took me five minutes and 10 laughing kids to realize that I was in the front of the 2nd grade class' line. Just because I wanted to be the first to the punch. I feigned sickness so I good go home early.

Or then there was the time in 3rd grade when I had a sleepover and wet the bed. I woke up with my two slumber party comrades hovering over me. My explanation was "I sweat a lot during the night."

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[info]sweepsrcool
2007-01-29 01:46 am UTC (link)
that was you who wet the bed!?!?!

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[info]carte
2007-01-29 02:59 am UTC (link)
I peed in my neon-pink bike shorts when I was seven! My teacher wouldn't let me use the restroom until I finished my assignment, by the time I finally handed it in and and went to the classroom door to leave I had pee dribbling down my leg. I was horrified. Then in the bathroom a girl in an older grade said, "Did you pee your pants" and I said something like, "No it's water." Embarrassing moments are absolutely awful but then with ten years time and plenty of distancing they make for amusing anecdotes.

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[info]breakrbreak_her
2007-01-29 05:57 am UTC (link)
Ha, I was the girl in grade school who walked around in leggings and pink scrunchy socks with a wet spot on my hiney.

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[info]elevatorbones
2007-01-29 05:37 am UTC (link)
i peed my pants in 2nd grade right when i got to the bathroom, i guess i just didnt have enough to hold it for 2 seconds longer. i remember sitting on the nurses bench but she put down that weird wax paper for me to sit on so i wouldnt sop up the seat. im sure if ive had enough to drink theres a chance that could happen again

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[info]breakrbreak_her
2007-01-29 05:56 am UTC (link)
a couple months ago i had one of those dreams where you're sitting on the toilet peeing. Luckily, I woke up before too much damage was done.

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[info]amour_infinity
2007-02-04 07:34 am UTC (link)
i love it when you pee.

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[info]sorryimlate
2007-02-04 12:13 pm UTC (link)
I once shat the bed. I just told my mum I'd been eating chocolate mousse.

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